Okay. So I know we haven't posted in forever, and I know my hood rat friend below just blogged about today's fiasco, but there are a couple of things that I have to bring up about what went down in Genoa City today.
First of all, Didnt Katherine/Marge look refreshingly "lifted" while reciting her church soliloquy today? I guess they couldn't get a permit to televise the facelift this time.
When will Jill or Nikki realize that they found "Katherine" on the passenger side of the vehicle and not the driver's side?
My heart goes out to Phyllis for real. How she managed to muster up the energy to clean up that house after trashing it and then put it on her husband when he got in from Paris boggles me. There are some women in Genoa City who belong to the Super Chocha Club, and Phyllis is one of them.
Phylis' little verbal 'punches' at Nick are amazing.
Speaking of the Super Chocha Club, why IS Ashley being evasive? Maybe its because she's guilty for giving Victor the Super Chocha. Did you see the tap on the shoulder she gave Nikki? BOLD. Ugh.
Poor thing is just getting beat the hell up today.
Although I'm glad to see raggedy ann Nina, but I would have liked to see McKenzie and Cricket too. Jeeze.
How odd is it that Sharon is JUST meeting Jack's mother. Holy awkward.
Okay so i nearly choked on my saliva when i saw Victor Newman STORM into that chapel and sit beside Super Chocha.
I cant deal.
I need to rest.
Showing posts with label victor newman. Show all posts
Showing posts with label victor newman. Show all posts
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
A Time To Remember
Do you remember when everyone in Genoa City had some type of sense? Allyuh remember? Cause I do. I remember when Ashley stole Victor's sperm to go and had Abby and was married to Brad. Do you remember when Katherine was smarter and than Jill? Do you remember when Victor and Nikki really belonged together? Do you remember when Lily was small and didn't have that head to bobble round?
It's all just memories b/c now Ashley use she nannie to lure Victor to go back to Genoa City. De gyal prayed to some saint to have de man show up, to only take advantage of him. De poor saint probably rollin over wit he rosary, saying if I did only know yuh was goin do dat to de poor grieving man, I would mek yuh stay beggin. I mean you can see de hurt still in de man's eyes. Ashley, get it together.
Katherine, oh lord. Where is Katherine? How long is everyone going to think 80 year old Katherine is missing? Now Marge (is that her name) is dead which still perplexes me as to how her long time friend can look exactly like her. Has Katherine wondered off and will have a senior moment for one year and be living somewhere and has completely forgotten who she is?
Remember when it was medically impossible to father a child after a vasectomy? Has anyone told Victor? LOL. It could cut his grieving in half to know that, the baby probably wasn't his.
It's all just memories b/c now Ashley use she nannie to lure Victor to go back to Genoa City. De gyal prayed to some saint to have de man show up, to only take advantage of him. De poor saint probably rollin over wit he rosary, saying if I did only know yuh was goin do dat to de poor grieving man, I would mek yuh stay beggin. I mean you can see de hurt still in de man's eyes. Ashley, get it together.
Katherine, oh lord. Where is Katherine? How long is everyone going to think 80 year old Katherine is missing? Now Marge (is that her name) is dead which still perplexes me as to how her long time friend can look exactly like her. Has Katherine wondered off and will have a senior moment for one year and be living somewhere and has completely forgotten who she is?
Remember when it was medically impossible to father a child after a vasectomy? Has anyone told Victor? LOL. It could cut his grieving in half to know that, the baby probably wasn't his.
Monday, October 20, 2008
what part of DONT TALK does heather not understand?
is it just me or is this chick still suffering from Epstien Bar [aka mono].
Everyone knows shes scared as all hell of Victor, so why push the mans buttons? After all, he DID burn down his chateau de love for Sabrina.
This Were in the World is Victor Newman side show is getting a bit tedious.
*gag*
EUREKA!
Call me slow - whatever - but that would explain why the DNA of Chloe's baby matched Caine's DNA...because its really Billy's rug raaaaaaat and the Abbott bloodline is STRONG like a stiff drink. Got it!
moving on....
"keep your friends close and your enemies closer..."
Maybe Cain isn't as foolish or naive as I thought....
Everyone knows shes scared as all hell of Victor, so why push the mans buttons? After all, he DID burn down his chateau de love for Sabrina.
This Were in the World is Victor Newman side show is getting a bit tedious.
*gag*
EUREKA!
Call me slow - whatever - but that would explain why the DNA of Chloe's baby matched Caine's DNA...because its really Billy's rug raaaaaaat and the Abbott bloodline is STRONG like a stiff drink. Got it!
moving on....
"keep your friends close and your enemies closer..."
Maybe Cain isn't as foolish or naive as I thought....
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Strange Things Are Happening
I want to know what Aussie Oil Cane smothered himself with this morning because choosing to hire Colleen Carlton to be the BIG HEAD I mean FRESH FACE of Jabot was straight greasy.
WOW. When you marry a Newman, you also marry Nikki. This old hag just blamed Phyllis for convincing Nick to commit his crazy ass father Victor into the looney bin which resulted in Victor's miraculous Copperfield Act. This is exactly what Phyllis gets for suggesting Nikki help Restless Style 'Out Of The Ashes' pun intended.
But Nick is crushed. Poor thing wouldn't even look at some model poontang for a hot second. Just Ho-Humming around the office like Eeyore. Even wore a god damned purple shirt today too. Maybe some Photoshoot four-play and Phyllis poontang might help.
Speaking of family foolishness, Jill thinks she's calling the shots, all Cain wants to do is be an inexperienced CEO, and Billy is about to become a Mole for Jack. That's some fucked up family shit.
Listen to me. I cant stand Lily, but I feel kinda bad for the bitch. She just has to stop twitching that head of hers when she rants her ass off. I cant stand it - shudder. I'm glad she's had an Oprah moment and come to the realization that she has to stop being a god damned doormat and just do her. There are plenty of hood rats in the world who are involved with men who have children with other women - even if the child might not be theirs. Suck it up Lily! Maybe this epiphany will cause her to stop ranting and twitching and ranting and twitching.
Maybe not, she just told Colleen its, "Fresh Face or our friendship"! And then walked off with her head shaking....ugh.
Can someone please tap Devon on his shoulder and yell in his good ear that HIS ASS CANT SING? Now he's trying to get his girlfriend Ashley Banks into the mix writing songs for them to sing together like they're the Chante Savage and Kenny Lattimore of Genoa City.
WOW. When you marry a Newman, you also marry Nikki. This old hag just blamed Phyllis for convincing Nick to commit his crazy ass father Victor into the looney bin which resulted in Victor's miraculous Copperfield Act. This is exactly what Phyllis gets for suggesting Nikki help Restless Style 'Out Of The Ashes' pun intended.
But Nick is crushed. Poor thing wouldn't even look at some model poontang for a hot second. Just Ho-Humming around the office like Eeyore. Even wore a god damned purple shirt today too. Maybe some Photoshoot four-play and Phyllis poontang might help.
Speaking of family foolishness, Jill thinks she's calling the shots, all Cain wants to do is be an inexperienced CEO, and Billy is about to become a Mole for Jack. That's some fucked up family shit.
Listen to me. I cant stand Lily, but I feel kinda bad for the bitch. She just has to stop twitching that head of hers when she rants her ass off. I cant stand it - shudder. I'm glad she's had an Oprah moment and come to the realization that she has to stop being a god damned doormat and just do her. There are plenty of hood rats in the world who are involved with men who have children with other women - even if the child might not be theirs. Suck it up Lily! Maybe this epiphany will cause her to stop ranting and twitching and ranting and twitching.
Maybe not, she just told Colleen its, "Fresh Face or our friendship"! And then walked off with her head shaking....ugh.
Can someone please tap Devon on his shoulder and yell in his good ear that HIS ASS CANT SING? Now he's trying to get his girlfriend Ashley Banks into the mix writing songs for them to sing together like they're the Chante Savage and Kenny Lattimore of Genoa City.
Thursday, September 25, 2008
It Takes a Wise Man to Play the Fool
Steups (dats me kissing my teeth in displeasure). Dis damn Y&R took up my freakin hour with foolishness. I was so bored during this episode. So due to Y&R's lack of ability to keep entertained, I'm just going to speak about the "little" things that stood out for me. Trust me, I had to fight hard to find something to blog about.
Noah: Steups, I still can't grasp how dis little boy, went to sleep at little Timmy's house (I know that's not his friend's name, but I can't remember) and then came back and he's 16 years old. Anyway, so he's was upset with Sharon b/c he felt she was holding out on the condition of is Grandpa Victor. So he gets upset and says "Stop treating me like I'm 5 years old". Well boy, when you left for the sleepover, you were 5, now your 16. Foolishness.
River and his newly found family: I have no clue what happened today. A set of crying from Eden and something from Michael, then apologizes to River from Lauren because of something Michael did. Then at the end, Michael bursting in say he is his father's legal council. I'm so not into this story.
The Great Victoria and Nicholas (Dis I can talk about): How dare these ungrateful children think to commit their father to a psychiatric ward for his maddness or should I say, for his depression. For the record, I believe not a damn thing is wrong with Victor. Vikki didn't think he was madd when he got her job back. Or why de ass Nick didn't suggest to commit him when received the cheque to buy out Jack. Now de poor man grievin for his deceased wife and child (who Nick and Vikki out casted) and now they want to lock him in a padded room. Bout they love their daddy. Steups. But they should have known you can't hold down the "Great Victor Newman". He set dem up good. Not even the Boohoohoo'in of his first born girl child, made the man commit himself. You asked him to do it for you and he did. He told you exactly what you wanted to hear just for you to get off his back. Shit, don't they have a child to look after? That's why he had to shag your ass. All up in his business. This crazy ass Victoria, really thought crying would get her daddy to commit himself into a padded room? They deserved to get played.
Winner of the Bawd Man Award is Victor Newman!!
Noah: Steups, I still can't grasp how dis little boy, went to sleep at little Timmy's house (I know that's not his friend's name, but I can't remember) and then came back and he's 16 years old. Anyway, so he's was upset with Sharon b/c he felt she was holding out on the condition of is Grandpa Victor. So he gets upset and says "Stop treating me like I'm 5 years old". Well boy, when you left for the sleepover, you were 5, now your 16. Foolishness.
River and his newly found family: I have no clue what happened today. A set of crying from Eden and something from Michael, then apologizes to River from Lauren because of something Michael did. Then at the end, Michael bursting in say he is his father's legal council. I'm so not into this story.
The Great Victoria and Nicholas (Dis I can talk about): How dare these ungrateful children think to commit their father to a psychiatric ward for his maddness or should I say, for his depression. For the record, I believe not a damn thing is wrong with Victor. Vikki didn't think he was madd when he got her job back. Or why de ass Nick didn't suggest to commit him when received the cheque to buy out Jack. Now de poor man grievin for his deceased wife and child (who Nick and Vikki out casted) and now they want to lock him in a padded room. Bout they love their daddy. Steups. But they should have known you can't hold down the "Great Victor Newman". He set dem up good. Not even the Boohoohoo'in of his first born girl child, made the man commit himself. You asked him to do it for you and he did. He told you exactly what you wanted to hear just for you to get off his back. Shit, don't they have a child to look after? That's why he had to shag your ass. All up in his business. This crazy ass Victoria, really thought crying would get her daddy to commit himself into a padded room? They deserved to get played.
Winner of the Bawd Man Award is Victor Newman!!
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Psycho Bitch Strikes Again
Jacko and his uber-son Adam-Victor-Adam are in Mexico drinking Mojitos and disturbing the handy murder work of Victor Newman Sr.
Victor's depression over Sabrina is a tad bit disturbing.
"I'm empty, I'm empty....Just turn around and go..."
*pass me a tissue bitch*
He looks like hes been wearing the same clothes since he came back from Copacabana. Poor guy. I hope gets thru to him slips Victor his medication in a glass of water and tag team Jack and Adam-Victor-Adam
Sharon vs. Phyllis. Love it, love it, love it. Phyllis continues to rub Sharon's face in shit and I'm actually enjoying it. I wish they would just duke it out in the parking lot of Crimson Lights like Lauren and Sheila used to do back in the day:
[ffwd to the 2:14 mark for the action]
That's what Eden needs, a good bodyslam against a Crimson Lights patio table.
OMG the little Mexican girl is a snitch.
Victor's depression over Sabrina is a tad bit disturbing.
"I'm empty, I'm empty....Just turn around and go..."
*pass me a tissue bitch*
He looks like hes been wearing the same clothes since he came back from Copacabana. Poor guy. I hope gets thru to him slips Victor his medication in a glass of water and tag team Jack and Adam-Victor-Adam
Sharon vs. Phyllis. Love it, love it, love it. Phyllis continues to rub Sharon's face in shit and I'm actually enjoying it. I wish they would just duke it out in the parking lot of Crimson Lights like Lauren and Sheila used to do back in the day:
[ffwd to the 2:14 mark for the action]
That's what Eden needs, a good bodyslam against a Crimson Lights patio table.
OMG the little Mexican girl is a snitch.
Monday, September 1, 2008
We REALLY should have done this a long time ago
My bestest friend - lets just call her....sheila [lol] - and I have always been fascinated with the scandalous and sometimes miraculous things that happen in Genoa City. Sometimes our conversations would be almost as long as TWO hours discussing how Victor Newman was really a German spy from an Italian mob because we could never understand exactly where he got that accent from. Or how flighty and absent minded Sharon could be when she did things for the 'sake of Noah'. I cant forget the time we were flabbergasted when we found out that Jill was really Katherine's daughter.
These were all pretty recent events, but I think its safe to say that between the two of us, we have been watching The Young & The Restless of over TWENTY years now. That's a long ass time. We have gotten to know and have grown to love some of these characters, we have even grown to hate them, like really really hate them.
Dont look for episode recaps here. Oh no no no, we're gonna tell you what happened on Y&R like we live in Ninth Ward Projects of Genoa City. We straight hatin'.
Enjoy and don't forget to leave comments =]
~zee young and the worthless team
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