The More the Merrier

Michael successfully prolonged his father's appearances on Y&R by getting him to surrender to police after he spend days hiding out in some warehouse.

I have no clue what Nikki is doing. I just know she spent the whole blasted episode crying and reminiscing at everything she touched. Victor's clothes, his desk, his papers, his toothbrush, etc. She bawl de whole show. Steups. She put some stuff in a suitcase and then JT collected and apparently he knows how to follow "the plan".

Lily and this foolish online dating nonsense. She hasn't even fallen out of love with Cane and she's already a Fallout Girl. Geez. Does she want to be held that bad? On today's online adventure, she had numerous McDuckies, hit her up, however Sonny Crawford peaked her interest. Sonny Crawford happens to be a character (I think) of her favorite book or movie or something. Pretty slick, or is it? Hmmmmmm Sonny Crawford is the aka of the man with the most aliases in GC.....Liam aka Billy Abbott. He was droppin some lines on Lily that she had no choice but to join in with some slick comebacks.

Billy finds out Colleen is at Crimson Lights with Lily and bails on his family and heads right over. Well of course Ms Chloe doesn't like the sounds of Billy having to rush off somewhere, especially when he could be meeting a woman...maybe Amber? So fass Chloe, uses the baby and her cravings to have Cane take her to the small town Starbucks for some pastry. They walk in and see Lily and Billy sitting alone. What is going on here? Steups, not a damn ting. Boggle Head ain't even taking on Billy. Chloe does get a little applause from me though. She turned the situation back to her when they had a baby kicking moment that included everyone except Lily. But as I looked deep, Billy seemed to savour the moment a little deeper than Cane? Hmmmmm. Sense kick him and he pulled his hand back.

Highlight of the Show: The Great Debate

Amber had a pity moment because she feels her life is so messed up. Phyllis evicted her and Billy wasn't home to comfort her. Jenna recommends she calls the only individuals who can set her mind at ease, the love Doctors, Striker and Dr. Drew. Amber aka Marina goes on a rant about Herb's (aka Daniel) mom (aka Phyllis aka Red). Phyllis turns the radio on and hears Amber and she calls into the show. Then Daniel walks in and hears his mom on the radio and tries to grab the phone from Phyllis but she wins and Daniel out-wits her and picks up the other line. There is a huge conference call going on..live on air. Hilarious. By this time, Colleen and Billy are listening to the show. Striker and Dr. Drew ask Daniel "Why haven't you moved on?" Daniel yells "MAYBE I STILL LOVE HER!!" Kakafawt!! lol. Fire!! Good for Bighead Colleen.

Chloe: Can you count them on your fingers?

So Colleen "Big Head" Carlton chose Fresh Face over Friendship. Bitch.
This will definitely cause Lily's head to shake uncontrollably.

*announcement*
Calling all housewives of Genoa City: Who wants to be fooled into keeping busy with redecorating a 877 year old mansion while your husband plots and schemes with his uber son to take down his nemesis?
Only foolish wives like Sharon NEED apply.
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You should have seen the look on Sharon's face when Noah asked to go to a party - poor thing had a Cassie flashback. How classic was Sharon calling Noah out all the tricks in the book that her skanking ass used to do to her poor mother when she was a teenager. Where is Sharon's mother anyway? Did she die in an episode that I missed? Did they send that quiet harmless woman to a home? Why does Nikki have to be the only grandmother up in this bitch?

I'm sorry, but is Billy flirting with Lily? Or is Billy just flirtatious?
I'm not sure if i like this....

Whoa Nelly! This Chloe / Colleen showdown is out of hand.
Chloe did tell Colleen somethings about herself though.
"Don't you think Cain hired you so he can get access to Lily?"
Duh! And of course 'high-horse' Colleen had to reassure Chloe that Cain did not hire her to stay close to Lily.

I REFUSE to talk about snarling Eden today. I did however make notes of her dance moves at the warehouse party.

Hark? What is this? Adam-Victor-Adam had a change of heart about taking down his father? *gasp*
He will not be helping jack forge that diary for the tell-all book after all.
Adam knows if he does this he'd be banished from the Newman empire FOREVER.
Or maybe he's gonna use that information against Jack when Adam decides to get back into Victor's good books.
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How crazy is it that Chloe knows Billy!
Could he be the father of her bastard child?

Thursdays are usually good episodes so we'll see!

Strange Things Are Happening

I want to know what Aussie Oil Cane smothered himself with this morning because choosing to hire Colleen Carlton to be the BIG HEAD I mean FRESH FACE of Jabot was straight greasy.

WOW. When you marry a Newman, you also marry Nikki. This old hag just blamed Phyllis for convincing Nick to commit his crazy ass father Victor into the looney bin which resulted in Victor's miraculous Copperfield Act. This is exactly what Phyllis gets for suggesting Nikki help Restless Style 'Out Of The Ashes' pun intended.

But Nick is crushed. Poor thing wouldn't even look at some model poontang for a hot second. Just Ho-Humming around the office like Eeyore. Even wore a god damned purple shirt today too. Maybe some Photoshoot four-play and Phyllis poontang might help.

Speaking of family foolishness, Jill thinks she's calling the shots, all Cain wants to do is be an inexperienced CEO, and Billy is about to become a Mole for Jack. That's some fucked up family shit.

Listen to me. I cant stand Lily, but I feel kinda bad for the bitch. She just has to stop twitching that head of hers when she rants her ass off. I cant stand it - shudder. I'm glad she's had an Oprah moment and come to the realization that she has to stop being a god damned doormat and just do her. There are plenty of hood rats in the world who are involved with men who have children with other women - even if the child might not be theirs. Suck it up Lily! Maybe this epiphany will cause her to stop ranting and twitching and ranting and twitching.

Maybe not, she just told Colleen its, "Fresh Face or our friendship"! And then walked off with her head shaking....ugh.

Can someone please tap Devon on his shoulder and yell in his good ear that HIS ASS CANT SING? Now he's trying to get his girlfriend Ashley Banks into the mix writing songs for them to sing together like they're the Chante Savage and Kenny Lattimore of Genoa City.

EXTRA!! EXTRA!! Genoa City Overpopulated with Head Cases

Billy aka Liam (has Amber stopped calling him that?) needs to be watched. He is about to make his mother pay for "spoiling" Cane. Dat boy is bitter. Can you really blame him? I mean poor Billy got the shit end of the stick because he didn't get to play the nepotism card like his Big Brother, Cane. Oh no, Billy had it hard. His official start at Jabot was as an Envelope Licker/Mailroom Groupie. They didn't want to spoil him, of course.

Katherine, oh lord Katherine. How much health problems yuh go have, lady? Go see a doctor! Poor lady had another senior moment. She asked some madness today. Asking Esther if Kate (Chloe) has come home from school. Can we anticipate another PSA on Dementia?

Its been awhile since we've seen the Lily, Cane and Chloe triangle and I can honestly say, I didn't really miss it. The story is moving so slow. However, Chloe and her mother, bitch to Katherine Chancellor, Esther, had a Massengill moment. They shared. Chloe confessed that she isn't in love with Cane and she isn't going to force herself to be in love with him. Well look who's a few months prego and gaining sense after all. I can't say the same for her mother. Check this out. So Esther decides to join in and you know, let her daughter know she completely understands where she's coming from. I'm telling you, real sweet moment. Then stoopid Esther mentions some foolishness about de boy sharing his PBNJ. (HUH???) This story that Esther shared was when she was 10 years old and de boy was 11. Oh lawd, no wonder Jill has to rough her ass up.

I never really had any type of opinion of Lily but today, she deserves some HoodRat attention. Today, Lily resigns at Jabot. She feels as long has Cane and her see each other or have any type of interaction, there will always be problems with him and Cleo. Awww, Lilly. How sweet. How thoughtful. How generous. How freakin UNPROFESSIONAL. Isn't that first thing we learn in business, don't let your personal life interfere with work. She leaves right has Jabot is about to lauch a new line. Dru would hav never done that. Now because of her inconsideration, WE, the faithful watchers, had to watch Cane ask Colleen if she would like to be the new 'Fresh Head', I mean 'Fresh Face' of Jabot. Lily will regret that. See how Colleen takin' Daniel and now she takin Lily's modelling gig. Watch yuhself. She going fuh de Cane!

A River Runs Through It.

Is it just me? Or is Colleen's head annoyingly big.

This must be the week of polkaroo half-siblings. Someone slap Michael Baldwin's half-sister Eden in the mouth. Her snarl is not becoming of a lady. Maybe once she gets over her deeply-rooted anger she could babysit Fenmore in exchange for room and board. She just better carefully explain why she's so upset, banging on the door like she was 5.0 or something.

Is it just me or is Michael Baldwin's father fugitive dilemma BOR-ING?
GenoaCity HoodRat might talk about it, but I'll fast forward these parts on the TiVo.

Did anyone notice Katherine's early signs of Alzheimers today?
Amazing.

Jesus Christ How Old Is Billy?

So, Billy [aka Liam] is back. "A Little Older, A Little Wiser.....A Little More Conceited." Shoot me now.
He IS older than Noah right? Jill and Sharon definitely weren't preggers around the same time.
*flashback*
I remember that scene at the Abbott mansion when Jill showed up in her red and white polka-dot swimsuit and to show off her big belly and reminded the abbott folkshe was stuntin' with John (who was obviously a test patient for viagara) Abbott's child.


Poor Amber, she always stays losing. Just because Billy bought four sketches of your ass [literally], don't mean he want you. He's just keeping you out of Colleen's hair, uncle's honor. Billy getting all up in Lily and Cane's business is sooooo suspect. Yesssss Colleen, give Billy more ammunition to come back to Genoa City.

How AMAZING is it that Chloe' [aka Katherine Tina Valentine] was SO close to getting found out.
Nurse:"You can find out the conception right up to the minute..." booyah bitch, now you will never get Cane.
Nurses can take payola in Genoa City Now??? That's pretty gangster.