funeral drama for billy's baby mama

Okay. So I know we haven't posted in forever, and I know my hood rat friend below just blogged about today's fiasco, but there are a couple of things that I have to bring up about what went down in Genoa City today.

First of all, Didnt Katherine/Marge look refreshingly "lifted" while reciting her church soliloquy today? I guess they couldn't get a permit to televise the facelift this time.
When will Jill or Nikki realize that they found "Katherine" on the passenger side of the vehicle and not the driver's side?

My heart goes out to Phyllis for real. How she managed to muster up the energy to clean up that house after trashing it and then put it on her husband when he got in from Paris boggles me. There are some women in Genoa City who belong to the Super Chocha Club, and Phyllis is one of them.

Phylis' little verbal 'punches' at Nick are amazing.

Speaking of the Super Chocha Club, why IS Ashley being evasive? Maybe its because she's guilty for giving Victor the Super Chocha. Did you see the tap on the shoulder she gave Nikki? BOLD. Ugh.
Poor thing is just getting beat the hell up today.

Although I'm glad to see raggedy ann Nina, but I would have liked to see McKenzie and Cricket too. Jeeze.
How odd is it that Sharon is JUST meeting Jack's mother. Holy awkward.

Okay so i nearly choked on my saliva when i saw Victor Newman STORM into that chapel and sit beside Super Chocha.

I cant deal.
I need to rest.

Cast from the Past

What a great episode!! The narration from Marge was great. The cast from the past, Nina, Danny, Brock, Jack's mom, Tracy and Mitchell. Remember Mitchell the Lawyer. Everyone came back. Even Victor. It was a crazy entrance and ending to the show. Ashley gone and sit away from the fam at the front and no one could understand why. Then Victor storm in de place. Bumba!!

Looks like Katherine is about to play the Marge role for awhile.

I know people mourn a loses in different ways, but Jill decided that it would be business as usual and a smooth company transition would be best for the shareholders. Jill really thinks she's about to inherit everything. She feel she mad at Nikki now? Lawd, wait till she hear Nikki is getting the company. Mitchell made the comment that Katherine just made some changes....Could Esther be the new Chairman? Nah!

Can you believe Ashley actin all tough with Nikki bout its time to move on. Ashley feel because she get little pipe from Victor, she now the new Mrs. Newman. So disgusting.

Oh the disgusting topic....Sharon and Nick. Make me sick! The whole damn show was " I need to talk to Sharon" or "I need to talk to Nick". Give me a freakin break.

But look how funeral can make people mawd. Poor Phyllis going so crazy that she even waved the white flag with Amber. That was nice. I love Phyllis and I'm rooting for her to get through this bullshit with Nick.

A Time To Remember

Do you remember when everyone in Genoa City had some type of sense? Allyuh remember? Cause I do. I remember when Ashley stole Victor's sperm to go and had Abby and was married to Brad. Do you remember when Katherine was smarter and than Jill? Do you remember when Victor and Nikki really belonged together? Do you remember when Lily was small and didn't have that head to bobble round?

It's all just memories b/c now Ashley use she nannie to lure Victor to go back to Genoa City. De gyal prayed to some saint to have de man show up, to only take advantage of him. De poor saint probably rollin over wit he rosary, saying if I did only know yuh was goin do dat to de poor grieving man, I would mek yuh stay beggin. I mean you can see de hurt still in de man's eyes. Ashley, get it together.

Katherine, oh lord. Where is Katherine? How long is everyone going to think 80 year old Katherine is missing? Now Marge (is that her name) is dead which still perplexes me as to how her long time friend can look exactly like her. Has Katherine wondered off and will have a senior moment for one year and be living somewhere and has completely forgotten who she is?

Remember when it was medically impossible to father a child after a vasectomy? Has anyone told Victor? LOL. It could cut his grieving in half to know that, the baby probably wasn't his.

Everyone is Feeling the Pressure

This episode was whatever. However, I'm gonna start the blog by saying, did anyone, I mean anyone, think the dark, glowing, beautiful, black strippers, I mean (oops) cops that made an amazing cameo on the show was the casting ever!! I mean, HELLO!! De two of dem was nice!! Need more of dat!!

Jana and Kev are so cute. I think so, at least. Jana has come far but I still wouldn't mess with the little Voodoo Lady. Why does Kevin continue to let his drama-endulged mother get him into foolishness. This crazy cat-lady is making him lie to his woman, the Voodoo Lady.

(Lol Lol), I gotta laugh however, because Gloria was really creative in planting insanity with Katherine. As immature as it was, moving the car was funny. Gloria is on a serious mission for those proxys. But again, Gloria will get caught because Jenna (de witch doctor) has the look in her eye. I figure Jenna will be pulling out the Ouiji board and ask some question, like "is my husband Kevin a jackass and teaming up with his stupid mother to fail at yet another prank?"

Yes, Jill, Colleen is not fit to be a fresh face. Jill said to her mommy, that it was a terrible decision and who cares if she's an Abbott. WE agree Jill, we agree! Her ass ain't an Abbott. She's a Carlton with a slight bit of de man Tracy married. I completely forget his name. Tom? Richard? Crap...I give up.

Negative journalism vs Letter from the Editor. Nick, holy crow, get a little back bone. Is he this boring in bed? Geez! If you wanna start a gumdrops and cotton candy mag, Good Luck, no one will buy. You gotta add a little edge. Look at us, Sheila and I. We love you guys. You guys are part of our family. But no one would read us if all we kept saying was "I love Nick. He's so HOT!" So we have to add edge. We aren't bashing you guys, we're just writing what we're all thinking as we watch you. Phyllis's line "Sharon the Professional Victim". Fire!

Sharon is so plotting to break up Nick and Phyllis just because he was the best thing she ever had. Remember, Phyllis is a Professional Home Wrecker/Former
Concert Groupie. If she was giving me news about my man, you best believe I would be listening and truss me, Phyllis don't want Jack. She was trying to give Sharon the one-up, to be ahead of her scheming hubby.

Looks like Billy is has figured out that his step-grandmother is Jack's silent partner. Of course, he did. Gloria actually not getting exposed, that wouldn't be a regular day in Genoa City.

Strange Things Are Happening

I want to know what Aussie Oil Cane smothered himself with this morning because choosing to hire Colleen Carlton to be the BIG HEAD I mean FRESH FACE of Jabot was straight greasy.

WOW. When you marry a Newman, you also marry Nikki. This old hag just blamed Phyllis for convincing Nick to commit his crazy ass father Victor into the looney bin which resulted in Victor's miraculous Copperfield Act. This is exactly what Phyllis gets for suggesting Nikki help Restless Style 'Out Of The Ashes' pun intended.

But Nick is crushed. Poor thing wouldn't even look at some model poontang for a hot second. Just Ho-Humming around the office like Eeyore. Even wore a god damned purple shirt today too. Maybe some Photoshoot four-play and Phyllis poontang might help.

Speaking of family foolishness, Jill thinks she's calling the shots, all Cain wants to do is be an inexperienced CEO, and Billy is about to become a Mole for Jack. That's some fucked up family shit.

Listen to me. I cant stand Lily, but I feel kinda bad for the bitch. She just has to stop twitching that head of hers when she rants her ass off. I cant stand it - shudder. I'm glad she's had an Oprah moment and come to the realization that she has to stop being a god damned doormat and just do her. There are plenty of hood rats in the world who are involved with men who have children with other women - even if the child might not be theirs. Suck it up Lily! Maybe this epiphany will cause her to stop ranting and twitching and ranting and twitching.

Maybe not, she just told Colleen its, "Fresh Face or our friendship"! And then walked off with her head shaking....ugh.

Can someone please tap Devon on his shoulder and yell in his good ear that HIS ASS CANT SING? Now he's trying to get his girlfriend Ashley Banks into the mix writing songs for them to sing together like they're the Chante Savage and Kenny Lattimore of Genoa City.

Jesus Christ How Old Is Billy?

So, Billy [aka Liam] is back. "A Little Older, A Little Wiser.....A Little More Conceited." Shoot me now.
He IS older than Noah right? Jill and Sharon definitely weren't preggers around the same time.
*flashback*
I remember that scene at the Abbott mansion when Jill showed up in her red and white polka-dot swimsuit and to show off her big belly and reminded the abbott folkshe was stuntin' with John (who was obviously a test patient for viagara) Abbott's child.


Poor Amber, she always stays losing. Just because Billy bought four sketches of your ass [literally], don't mean he want you. He's just keeping you out of Colleen's hair, uncle's honor. Billy getting all up in Lily and Cane's business is sooooo suspect. Yesssss Colleen, give Billy more ammunition to come back to Genoa City.

How AMAZING is it that Chloe' [aka Katherine Tina Valentine] was SO close to getting found out.
Nurse:"You can find out the conception right up to the minute..." booyah bitch, now you will never get Cane.
Nurses can take payola in Genoa City Now??? That's pretty gangster.

We REALLY should have done this a long time ago

My bestest friend - lets just call her....sheila [lol] - and I have always been fascinated with the scandalous and sometimes miraculous things that happen in Genoa City. Sometimes our conversations would be almost as long as TWO hours discussing how Victor Newman was really a German spy from an Italian mob because we could never understand exactly where he got that accent from. Or how flighty and absent minded Sharon could be when she did things for the 'sake of Noah'. I cant forget the time we were flabbergasted when we found out that Jill was really Katherine's daughter.

These were all pretty recent events, but I think its safe to say that between the two of us, we have been watching The Young & The Restless of over TWENTY years now. That's a long ass time. We have gotten to know and have grown to love some of these characters, we have even grown to hate them, like really really hate them.

Dont look for episode recaps here. Oh no no no, we're gonna tell you what happened on Y&R like we live in Ninth Ward Projects of Genoa City. We straight hatin'.

Enjoy and don't forget to leave comments =]

~zee young and the worthless team