The More the Merrier

Michael successfully prolonged his father's appearances on Y&R by getting him to surrender to police after he spend days hiding out in some warehouse.

I have no clue what Nikki is doing. I just know she spent the whole blasted episode crying and reminiscing at everything she touched. Victor's clothes, his desk, his papers, his toothbrush, etc. She bawl de whole show. Steups. She put some stuff in a suitcase and then JT collected and apparently he knows how to follow "the plan".

Lily and this foolish online dating nonsense. She hasn't even fallen out of love with Cane and she's already a Fallout Girl. Geez. Does she want to be held that bad? On today's online adventure, she had numerous McDuckies, hit her up, however Sonny Crawford peaked her interest. Sonny Crawford happens to be a character (I think) of her favorite book or movie or something. Pretty slick, or is it? Hmmmmmm Sonny Crawford is the aka of the man with the most aliases in GC.....Liam aka Billy Abbott. He was droppin some lines on Lily that she had no choice but to join in with some slick comebacks.

Billy finds out Colleen is at Crimson Lights with Lily and bails on his family and heads right over. Well of course Ms Chloe doesn't like the sounds of Billy having to rush off somewhere, especially when he could be meeting a woman...maybe Amber? So fass Chloe, uses the baby and her cravings to have Cane take her to the small town Starbucks for some pastry. They walk in and see Lily and Billy sitting alone. What is going on here? Steups, not a damn ting. Boggle Head ain't even taking on Billy. Chloe does get a little applause from me though. She turned the situation back to her when they had a baby kicking moment that included everyone except Lily. But as I looked deep, Billy seemed to savour the moment a little deeper than Cane? Hmmmmm. Sense kick him and he pulled his hand back.

Highlight of the Show: The Great Debate

Amber had a pity moment because she feels her life is so messed up. Phyllis evicted her and Billy wasn't home to comfort her. Jenna recommends she calls the only individuals who can set her mind at ease, the love Doctors, Striker and Dr. Drew. Amber aka Marina goes on a rant about Herb's (aka Daniel) mom (aka Phyllis aka Red). Phyllis turns the radio on and hears Amber and she calls into the show. Then Daniel walks in and hears his mom on the radio and tries to grab the phone from Phyllis but she wins and Daniel out-wits her and picks up the other line. There is a huge conference call going on..live on air. Hilarious. By this time, Colleen and Billy are listening to the show. Striker and Dr. Drew ask Daniel "Why haven't you moved on?" Daniel yells "MAYBE I STILL LOVE HER!!" Kakafawt!! lol. Fire!! Good for Bighead Colleen.

It Takes a Wise Man to Play the Fool

Steups (dats me kissing my teeth in displeasure). Dis damn Y&R took up my freakin hour with foolishness. I was so bored during this episode. So due to Y&R's lack of ability to keep entertained, I'm just going to speak about the "little" things that stood out for me. Trust me, I had to fight hard to find something to blog about.

Noah: Steups, I still can't grasp how dis little boy, went to sleep at little Timmy's house (I know that's not his friend's name, but I can't remember) and then came back and he's 16 years old. Anyway, so he's was upset with Sharon b/c he felt she was holding out on the condition of is Grandpa Victor. So he gets upset and says "Stop treating me like I'm 5 years old". Well boy, when you left for the sleepover, you were 5, now your 16. Foolishness.


River and his newly found family: I have no clue what happened today. A set of crying from Eden and something from Michael, then apologizes to River from Lauren because of something Michael did. Then at the end, Michael bursting in say he is his father's legal council. I'm so not into this story.

The Great Victoria and Nicholas (Dis I can talk about): How dare these ungrateful children think to commit their father to a psychiatric ward for his maddness or should I say, for his depression. For the record, I believe not a damn thing is wrong with Victor. Vikki didn't think he was madd when he got her job back. Or why de ass Nick didn't suggest to commit him when received the cheque to buy out Jack. Now de poor man grievin for his deceased wife and child (who Nick and Vikki out casted) and now they want to lock him in a padded room. Bout they love their daddy. Steups. But they should have known you can't hold down the "Great Victor Newman". He set dem up good. Not even the Boohoohoo'in of his first born girl child, made the man commit himself. You asked him to do it for you and he did. He told you exactly what you wanted to hear just for you to get off his back. Shit, don't they have a child to look after? That's why he had to shag your ass. All up in his business. This crazy ass Victoria, really thought crying would get her daddy to commit himself into a padded room? They deserved to get played.
Winner of the Bawd Man Award is Victor Newman!!

A River Runs Through It.

Is it just me? Or is Colleen's head annoyingly big.

This must be the week of polkaroo half-siblings. Someone slap Michael Baldwin's half-sister Eden in the mouth. Her snarl is not becoming of a lady. Maybe once she gets over her deeply-rooted anger she could babysit Fenmore in exchange for room and board. She just better carefully explain why she's so upset, banging on the door like she was 5.0 or something.

Is it just me or is Michael Baldwin's father fugitive dilemma BOR-ING?
GenoaCity HoodRat might talk about it, but I'll fast forward these parts on the TiVo.

Did anyone notice Katherine's early signs of Alzheimers today?
Amazing.