we promise we wont ever stop

So Last night we had a conversation that went a little something like this:

Sheelah: So why is Katherine quoting the shit out of her own book? Why cant her ass lay low until she get s her memory back?
HoodRat: I kno. That was so upsetting to me. I swear I'm writing to the mayor of Genoa City if Nick and Sharon get back together.
Sheelah: Ha!
HoodRat: Yo, do you watch LA Ink? Neil Winters is on and he has soooo many tatts
Sheelah: Ew Neil. He needs a haircut.
HoodRat: lol...but his hair actually looks good on LA Ink. He's sooooo fit, dag and I am not a fan
Sheelah; Ugh, he's old enough to be our father.
HoodRat: lolol That he is.
Sheelah: Fucking Nick and Sharon flashbacks? Are they serious?!?!?
HoodRat: I knooooo I can not stand it!
Sheelah: Why are they fucking with us. Why is Daniel wearing eyeliner?
HoodRat: Yeah guy
Sheelah: This episode is annoying today
HoodRat: They made it into a whole other cover.
Sheelah: Foolishness. Caine better not mess with Billy, I'm rooting for him.
HoodRat: Caine cant have it both ways, this " i want my child to have a father" bullshit.
Sheelah: I know! How is Katherine going to prove she's actually Katherine with this book floating around?
HoodRat: That's what I want to know. And how is Michael going to rep her? How the hell is this going to pan out?
Sheelah: Hell if i know lol. Omg, Amber needs to relax
HoodRat: lolol
Sheelah: And Phyllis is SO going to trash her house again
HoodRat: Oh yes she will. She is about to go mawd!
Sheelah: And Sharon needs to FALL the fuck BACK off of Nick!
HoodRat: Yes, she must know her place. But it's like Nick is no better.
Sheelah: I know! Lose the soft spot dude.
HoodRat: Exactly! You royally messed up with your wife. Stop giving her a reason to not trust you anymore. You don't want to mess with Phyllis.
Sheelah: She's borderline crazy and she's been doing well for all these years!
HoodRat: lol. Yep. She is well and due for a psycho episode.
Sheelah: Her last one killed Drucilla. LOL
HoodRat: Ohhhh yeah
Sheelah: I don't remember what they were fighting over, was it Nick?
HoodRat: Yes. Dru was sticking up for Sharon.
Sheelah: Humph.
HoodRat: Or was it just regular beef? I just cant keep up.
Sheelah: Those two are like freaking Cricket and Isabella
HoodRat: Isabella? Is that the one that wanted to drown Cricket in the tub?
Sheelah: LMAO! Yes!
HoodRat: Oh shit! LOL I need to find video of that.
Sheelah: Instead Isabella's ass got sent to an insane asylum
Hoodrat: lolol. Yes.
Sheelah: I cant wait for ALL of Paul's illegitimate children to be on the show. Watch Ricky come back and be 40 years old and end up being Abby's cuddle buddy or something.
HoodRat: LOLOL. Who the hell is Ricky?
Sheelah: The child Paul and Isabella had. Your not Y&R ride or die hoodrat!
Hoodrat: Oooooh Right! Yes!Im SO jumping up and down.
Sheelah: You are coming like Katherine right now. lol
Hoodrat: lol. Shut Up.

To make a long story short, we will be updating again.
Stay tuned.

~Sheelah

Cast from the Past

What a great episode!! The narration from Marge was great. The cast from the past, Nina, Danny, Brock, Jack's mom, Tracy and Mitchell. Remember Mitchell the Lawyer. Everyone came back. Even Victor. It was a crazy entrance and ending to the show. Ashley gone and sit away from the fam at the front and no one could understand why. Then Victor storm in de place. Bumba!!

Looks like Katherine is about to play the Marge role for awhile.

I know people mourn a loses in different ways, but Jill decided that it would be business as usual and a smooth company transition would be best for the shareholders. Jill really thinks she's about to inherit everything. She feel she mad at Nikki now? Lawd, wait till she hear Nikki is getting the company. Mitchell made the comment that Katherine just made some changes....Could Esther be the new Chairman? Nah!

Can you believe Ashley actin all tough with Nikki bout its time to move on. Ashley feel because she get little pipe from Victor, she now the new Mrs. Newman. So disgusting.

Oh the disgusting topic....Sharon and Nick. Make me sick! The whole damn show was " I need to talk to Sharon" or "I need to talk to Nick". Give me a freakin break.

But look how funeral can make people mawd. Poor Phyllis going so crazy that she even waved the white flag with Amber. That was nice. I love Phyllis and I'm rooting for her to get through this bullshit with Nick.

Red - The Colour of MAWD

Phyllis, oh Phyllis, you'll get through this. Phyllis tore that place up and then Nick walks in and she's in a lingerie. She hugs him and puts down one piece of kiss on de mudda ass and, that's it. Nothing else. I'm wondering if crazy Danny Romalotti - Phyllis is back. Now that wouldn't be a good thing for Nick.

Victor is about to destroy Adam Jr. Oh my gosh, dat child don't know de cut ass he about to get from he fadda.

Did jealous Carmen (is that her name, no Karen), accept Neil's proposal because Neil didn't seem overjoyed that Tyra was dating? Steups. Not even worth the time.

This wedding thing is for real? Heather is really getting married to Adam Jr. Lawd, I really didn't want to accept this, but dag now she gone and tell she fadda about the marriage and tried to play hard as she was telling him. Lady, slow your role and hush yuh mout. Paul just gave his stinkin blessing. She's annoyin'.

WTF???!!!

NOOOOOOOOOO!!! WHY!! How could you do this Nick? Why?! Not to my girl, Phyllis. Shit fine, so karma is a bitch, but dag, why the writers gotta play back the Sharon and Nick card. I'm so upset. I hate them together. This betta get sorted out real fast. I mean, I could be going off bit b/c I had that happen to me, but shit, Phyllis don't deserve this. Poor Phyllis pack up she bags and left the hotel. Nick, I got a good mind to call the boys and handle this like we do on the street. Sharon, stop looking for Nick to fix yuh problems with Jack. Go back home and handle your sneaking husband and leave the past in the past.

I'm so mad, I'm not even going to write anymore. Tomorrow, I'll talk about why de ass is Ashley so stooopid!

Here Comes The Rain Again

Y'all always know what happens in a storm right?
It never fails in Genoa City.
Lemme break it down:

Kevin + Jana + Amber + Daniel = stuck in Crimson Lights
Lily + Cain = stuck in an elevator playing tic tac toe
Billy + Chloe = the rain must have triggered Billy's paternal senses because he ran to Chloe
Jack + Sharon = stuck facing each other's marriage demons
Phyllis + Nick = stuck solving all their problems with the poontang


Hol' up Hol' up Hol' up...Did Lily just degrade her friend by saying all she does is "pour coffee?" Wow.

*team phyllis*
*shaking my pom poms*
SHARON GROW THE FU*K UP AND MIND YOUR HUSBAND.
Sometimes she acts like she's fifteen again, when Nick had raging hormones...remember? heh heh heh.

Chloe is absolutely mad ass.
Im going to put on my therapist's cap and say it's Katherine's fault for sending the now-deranged Chloe away to school. She wanted so badly to actually be apart of the Chancellor family that her only goal in life was to "bag a Chancellor" as per my new best friend Billy. She couldn't stand the thought of being the daughter of a maid so she fucks up lives while trying to manipulate her own.
Wait till Cain finds out that baby aint his, he's going to shake the shit out of Chloe.
Because: The Lie Amber lives with could potentially destroy lives....
Oooh Jana, your voodoo intrigues me.

Strange Things Are Happening

I want to know what Aussie Oil Cane smothered himself with this morning because choosing to hire Colleen Carlton to be the BIG HEAD I mean FRESH FACE of Jabot was straight greasy.

WOW. When you marry a Newman, you also marry Nikki. This old hag just blamed Phyllis for convincing Nick to commit his crazy ass father Victor into the looney bin which resulted in Victor's miraculous Copperfield Act. This is exactly what Phyllis gets for suggesting Nikki help Restless Style 'Out Of The Ashes' pun intended.

But Nick is crushed. Poor thing wouldn't even look at some model poontang for a hot second. Just Ho-Humming around the office like Eeyore. Even wore a god damned purple shirt today too. Maybe some Photoshoot four-play and Phyllis poontang might help.

Speaking of family foolishness, Jill thinks she's calling the shots, all Cain wants to do is be an inexperienced CEO, and Billy is about to become a Mole for Jack. That's some fucked up family shit.

Listen to me. I cant stand Lily, but I feel kinda bad for the bitch. She just has to stop twitching that head of hers when she rants her ass off. I cant stand it - shudder. I'm glad she's had an Oprah moment and come to the realization that she has to stop being a god damned doormat and just do her. There are plenty of hood rats in the world who are involved with men who have children with other women - even if the child might not be theirs. Suck it up Lily! Maybe this epiphany will cause her to stop ranting and twitching and ranting and twitching.

Maybe not, she just told Colleen its, "Fresh Face or our friendship"! And then walked off with her head shaking....ugh.

Can someone please tap Devon on his shoulder and yell in his good ear that HIS ASS CANT SING? Now he's trying to get his girlfriend Ashley Banks into the mix writing songs for them to sing together like they're the Chante Savage and Kenny Lattimore of Genoa City.

It Takes a Wise Man to Play the Fool

Steups (dats me kissing my teeth in displeasure). Dis damn Y&R took up my freakin hour with foolishness. I was so bored during this episode. So due to Y&R's lack of ability to keep entertained, I'm just going to speak about the "little" things that stood out for me. Trust me, I had to fight hard to find something to blog about.

Noah: Steups, I still can't grasp how dis little boy, went to sleep at little Timmy's house (I know that's not his friend's name, but I can't remember) and then came back and he's 16 years old. Anyway, so he's was upset with Sharon b/c he felt she was holding out on the condition of is Grandpa Victor. So he gets upset and says "Stop treating me like I'm 5 years old". Well boy, when you left for the sleepover, you were 5, now your 16. Foolishness.


River and his newly found family: I have no clue what happened today. A set of crying from Eden and something from Michael, then apologizes to River from Lauren because of something Michael did. Then at the end, Michael bursting in say he is his father's legal council. I'm so not into this story.

The Great Victoria and Nicholas (Dis I can talk about): How dare these ungrateful children think to commit their father to a psychiatric ward for his maddness or should I say, for his depression. For the record, I believe not a damn thing is wrong with Victor. Vikki didn't think he was madd when he got her job back. Or why de ass Nick didn't suggest to commit him when received the cheque to buy out Jack. Now de poor man grievin for his deceased wife and child (who Nick and Vikki out casted) and now they want to lock him in a padded room. Bout they love their daddy. Steups. But they should have known you can't hold down the "Great Victor Newman". He set dem up good. Not even the Boohoohoo'in of his first born girl child, made the man commit himself. You asked him to do it for you and he did. He told you exactly what you wanted to hear just for you to get off his back. Shit, don't they have a child to look after? That's why he had to shag your ass. All up in his business. This crazy ass Victoria, really thought crying would get her daddy to commit himself into a padded room? They deserved to get played.
Winner of the Bawd Man Award is Victor Newman!!