we promise we wont ever stop

So Last night we had a conversation that went a little something like this:

Sheelah: So why is Katherine quoting the shit out of her own book? Why cant her ass lay low until she get s her memory back?
HoodRat: I kno. That was so upsetting to me. I swear I'm writing to the mayor of Genoa City if Nick and Sharon get back together.
Sheelah: Ha!
HoodRat: Yo, do you watch LA Ink? Neil Winters is on and he has soooo many tatts
Sheelah: Ew Neil. He needs a haircut.
HoodRat: lol...but his hair actually looks good on LA Ink. He's sooooo fit, dag and I am not a fan
Sheelah; Ugh, he's old enough to be our father.
HoodRat: lolol That he is.
Sheelah: Fucking Nick and Sharon flashbacks? Are they serious?!?!?
HoodRat: I knooooo I can not stand it!
Sheelah: Why are they fucking with us. Why is Daniel wearing eyeliner?
HoodRat: Yeah guy
Sheelah: This episode is annoying today
HoodRat: They made it into a whole other cover.
Sheelah: Foolishness. Caine better not mess with Billy, I'm rooting for him.
HoodRat: Caine cant have it both ways, this " i want my child to have a father" bullshit.
Sheelah: I know! How is Katherine going to prove she's actually Katherine with this book floating around?
HoodRat: That's what I want to know. And how is Michael going to rep her? How the hell is this going to pan out?
Sheelah: Hell if i know lol. Omg, Amber needs to relax
HoodRat: lolol
Sheelah: And Phyllis is SO going to trash her house again
HoodRat: Oh yes she will. She is about to go mawd!
Sheelah: And Sharon needs to FALL the fuck BACK off of Nick!
HoodRat: Yes, she must know her place. But it's like Nick is no better.
Sheelah: I know! Lose the soft spot dude.
HoodRat: Exactly! You royally messed up with your wife. Stop giving her a reason to not trust you anymore. You don't want to mess with Phyllis.
Sheelah: She's borderline crazy and she's been doing well for all these years!
HoodRat: lol. Yep. She is well and due for a psycho episode.
Sheelah: Her last one killed Drucilla. LOL
HoodRat: Ohhhh yeah
Sheelah: I don't remember what they were fighting over, was it Nick?
HoodRat: Yes. Dru was sticking up for Sharon.
Sheelah: Humph.
HoodRat: Or was it just regular beef? I just cant keep up.
Sheelah: Those two are like freaking Cricket and Isabella
HoodRat: Isabella? Is that the one that wanted to drown Cricket in the tub?
Sheelah: LMAO! Yes!
HoodRat: Oh shit! LOL I need to find video of that.
Sheelah: Instead Isabella's ass got sent to an insane asylum
Hoodrat: lolol. Yes.
Sheelah: I cant wait for ALL of Paul's illegitimate children to be on the show. Watch Ricky come back and be 40 years old and end up being Abby's cuddle buddy or something.
HoodRat: LOLOL. Who the hell is Ricky?
Sheelah: The child Paul and Isabella had. Your not Y&R ride or die hoodrat!
Hoodrat: Oooooh Right! Yes!Im SO jumping up and down.
Sheelah: You are coming like Katherine right now. lol
Hoodrat: lol. Shut Up.

To make a long story short, we will be updating again.
Stay tuned.

~Sheelah

funeral drama for billy's baby mama

Okay. So I know we haven't posted in forever, and I know my hood rat friend below just blogged about today's fiasco, but there are a couple of things that I have to bring up about what went down in Genoa City today.

First of all, Didnt Katherine/Marge look refreshingly "lifted" while reciting her church soliloquy today? I guess they couldn't get a permit to televise the facelift this time.
When will Jill or Nikki realize that they found "Katherine" on the passenger side of the vehicle and not the driver's side?

My heart goes out to Phyllis for real. How she managed to muster up the energy to clean up that house after trashing it and then put it on her husband when he got in from Paris boggles me. There are some women in Genoa City who belong to the Super Chocha Club, and Phyllis is one of them.

Phylis' little verbal 'punches' at Nick are amazing.

Speaking of the Super Chocha Club, why IS Ashley being evasive? Maybe its because she's guilty for giving Victor the Super Chocha. Did you see the tap on the shoulder she gave Nikki? BOLD. Ugh.
Poor thing is just getting beat the hell up today.

Although I'm glad to see raggedy ann Nina, but I would have liked to see McKenzie and Cricket too. Jeeze.
How odd is it that Sharon is JUST meeting Jack's mother. Holy awkward.

Okay so i nearly choked on my saliva when i saw Victor Newman STORM into that chapel and sit beside Super Chocha.

I cant deal.
I need to rest.

Cast from the Past

What a great episode!! The narration from Marge was great. The cast from the past, Nina, Danny, Brock, Jack's mom, Tracy and Mitchell. Remember Mitchell the Lawyer. Everyone came back. Even Victor. It was a crazy entrance and ending to the show. Ashley gone and sit away from the fam at the front and no one could understand why. Then Victor storm in de place. Bumba!!

Looks like Katherine is about to play the Marge role for awhile.

I know people mourn a loses in different ways, but Jill decided that it would be business as usual and a smooth company transition would be best for the shareholders. Jill really thinks she's about to inherit everything. She feel she mad at Nikki now? Lawd, wait till she hear Nikki is getting the company. Mitchell made the comment that Katherine just made some changes....Could Esther be the new Chairman? Nah!

Can you believe Ashley actin all tough with Nikki bout its time to move on. Ashley feel because she get little pipe from Victor, she now the new Mrs. Newman. So disgusting.

Oh the disgusting topic....Sharon and Nick. Make me sick! The whole damn show was " I need to talk to Sharon" or "I need to talk to Nick". Give me a freakin break.

But look how funeral can make people mawd. Poor Phyllis going so crazy that she even waved the white flag with Amber. That was nice. I love Phyllis and I'm rooting for her to get through this bullshit with Nick.

WTF???!!!

NOOOOOOOOOO!!! WHY!! How could you do this Nick? Why?! Not to my girl, Phyllis. Shit fine, so karma is a bitch, but dag, why the writers gotta play back the Sharon and Nick card. I'm so upset. I hate them together. This betta get sorted out real fast. I mean, I could be going off bit b/c I had that happen to me, but shit, Phyllis don't deserve this. Poor Phyllis pack up she bags and left the hotel. Nick, I got a good mind to call the boys and handle this like we do on the street. Sharon, stop looking for Nick to fix yuh problems with Jack. Go back home and handle your sneaking husband and leave the past in the past.

I'm so mad, I'm not even going to write anymore. Tomorrow, I'll talk about why de ass is Ashley so stooopid!

GC Spotlights

Its been awhile since I've spoken about my home away from home, GC. This blog is going to touch on couple of situations during that last one or two weeks. I don't remember which week this was, but Mr. Jack Abbott should get an award for his great, impersonation of Victor. I've been looking all over youtube for a clip to post, but I can't find it anywhere. Jack got right into the character. When he started, its was shocking however, when he kept going and becoming bigger and bigger, you could see Jack coming back again. Whichever, Jack nailed it!! Even Adam had to get nervous.

Let's jump.... Tank god Amber and Daniel are back together. Geez, I really don't think I could have stomach him with Colleen. Nah man. So what, Colleen hates you. Big Whoop. She shoulda listened to Lily. Phyllis is my girl, but dag, she needs to leave this alone and keep an eye on her husband's ex-wife.

Olivia is back. Don't really know why or what relevance she has but I'm sure its gonna be teamed up with Karen and she secret about not being able to bare fruit.

The Newman Clan is still trying "assist" Victor and lead Cagney and Lacey on a wild goose chase. Heather feel she real powerful and she all cuss off her daddy, Paul. Saying he can't be trusted because he's helping out Nikki.

Oh let's take it back. Heather questioning Nikki and Micheal and Victor calls. He asks to speak to Heather after speaking to Nikki. He put Cagney in place, Boy!! "Don't interrupt me". "Leave my family alone". Victor still running shit even after he burned down the house. She had no talk. She just had to shut up and listen to him, at least for a little while. Then the dumb ass spoke and he hung up. She was playing real tough. She thought she could trace the call from this little data card, but Nikki pulled it out an stepped on it. Damn, don't mess with the Newmans. lolol.

Today.......

Katherine was spotted drinking. She has fallen off the wagon and its all Gloria's fault. Katherine yellin up the coffee house. Poor ting.

Heather, stupid, annoying Heather, decided to go and see Phyllis to inquire if she knew where Nick was. Apparently Nick, went to see Sharon for an extended amount of time before heading to the airport. Heather really tried to turn up the heat on Phylis but Phylis got some good jabbs in herself. Phyllis, don't fall for it. Nick loves you, girl!

Now to end this whole thing off......look who have mout. Sharon real cuss Jack. She said she chose to ignore his lies but she isn't doing it anymore especially after she walked in to find Adam drapin Jack. I really thought Jack was going to tell the truth, since he kept saying he was going to. Nah, Jack's motto is "if it ain't on camera, I didn't do it". He gave some kaka story and Sharon called him out again. Completely blaming Adam.

Will Sharon leave Jack, finally?
Phyllis and Nick better not have any type of problems in their relationship. I love them together.

Genoa City: Everyone's Got a Reference

Oh my lord. Please, please stop this Cassie, car accident, dead bit. Noah will be fine. Geez. I get that parents get worried and due to the circumstances with Cassie, I get it. But let the boy live. Granted he did get caught but as Sharon said, you can't tie him down. Let's speak a little about Noah. He don't really get a lot of time in our blog which could change. It looks like the writers are givng him some screen time. How interesting that he goes to a party and happens to see Michael Balwin's little sister. And she happens to take his phone and chat some foolishness to Nick. Ahhhh, child love. Pulling of the hair, kicking, taking phones. Those were the days. Do you think its only a matter of time before we see Noah taking his snake into the Garden of Eden?

Ummmm...side thought, didn't Mackenzie debut on Y&R in a similar way to Eden? Same pain in de ass, troublesome, dirty, homeless kid. Eden=Mackenzie? Noah, good boy from good fam....hmmmmm...Noah=Old Billy? hmmmmmmm. My senses smell a relationship brewing.

On to Billy. We had the pleasure of being invited to a nice little get together at Cane and Chloe's place. It included Amber, who is Cane's ex-wife, Billy who is Amber's distraction from Daniel and Cane's half brother and Chloe, who is Cane's burden with a baby and could be Billy's babymama. Good Times. However, we've been on Billy's back since he returned. I think we have just cause for our actions. I mean the man left to build houses in some country with Mackenzie's dad which I would label as Ghandi or Mother Theresa work, and then he comes back and he's (literally) a different person. But, lets put the shoe on the other foot, do you think you'd become bitter if you found out the love of your life was your cousin? First cousin? Dem was in love yuh know.

Phyllis has a great imagination. A little unrealistic re: Sharon's actions but creative. That's my girl though. She's in a situation because really all signs are showing that Sharon has some serious feelings for her husband, Nick. Although, I believe in Phyllis and Nick and remember he called her to check in. He also said "I love you" before hanging up the phone. Nothing is wrong with, its the bitch, Sharon. Poor Phyllis. You think I would want my man, after we just finish "bonding" to get a phone call from his child's mother because the child is 3 mins late from curfew? Are you serious? If Jack was there, Sharon would not had called. Three minutes? Come on. So my red-head bombshell, had to do the only thing that's right. Take out your frustrations on paper. Really, that aside, we know the mag needs a little uplift. Nick wants to play it safe and Rated G. Nah! When have good guys finished first? I'm not too worried about Phylis, she's handle the wrath of her husband, just fine. Question is, how will she handle the news that Noah and Jack caught Sharon and Nick in an intense embrace?

Eden....steups. We've been avoiding this whole story for some time. Its just complete foolishness. How many more days more days will we be subject to Eden telling Michael that she wants her daddy. Or that she don't want Michael to help her. She wants to go back to the Ashram and sip squirrel urine from the bark of a willow tree. Steups.

Do you think Chloe is jealous of Amber with Billy?
How much longer do you think we have wait before it comes out that Chloe planned this whole thing. Kinda crazy that Billy didn't know Chloe aka Kate is Esther's daughter.

Lily online dating with the user name - fallout girl? I can feel a stupid situation about to arise and its going to be joined with her bobble head.

Do you think Cane deep down is trying to expose Billy because he can sense he's up to something, or his something went up his wife?

Chloe: Can you count them on your fingers?

So Colleen "Big Head" Carlton chose Fresh Face over Friendship. Bitch.
This will definitely cause Lily's head to shake uncontrollably.

*announcement*
Calling all housewives of Genoa City: Who wants to be fooled into keeping busy with redecorating a 877 year old mansion while your husband plots and schemes with his uber son to take down his nemesis?
Only foolish wives like Sharon NEED apply.
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You should have seen the look on Sharon's face when Noah asked to go to a party - poor thing had a Cassie flashback. How classic was Sharon calling Noah out all the tricks in the book that her skanking ass used to do to her poor mother when she was a teenager. Where is Sharon's mother anyway? Did she die in an episode that I missed? Did they send that quiet harmless woman to a home? Why does Nikki have to be the only grandmother up in this bitch?

I'm sorry, but is Billy flirting with Lily? Or is Billy just flirtatious?
I'm not sure if i like this....

Whoa Nelly! This Chloe / Colleen showdown is out of hand.
Chloe did tell Colleen somethings about herself though.
"Don't you think Cain hired you so he can get access to Lily?"
Duh! And of course 'high-horse' Colleen had to reassure Chloe that Cain did not hire her to stay close to Lily.

I REFUSE to talk about snarling Eden today. I did however make notes of her dance moves at the warehouse party.

Hark? What is this? Adam-Victor-Adam had a change of heart about taking down his father? *gasp*
He will not be helping jack forge that diary for the tell-all book after all.
Adam knows if he does this he'd be banished from the Newman empire FOREVER.
Or maybe he's gonna use that information against Jack when Adam decides to get back into Victor's good books.
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How crazy is it that Chloe knows Billy!
Could he be the father of her bastard child?

Thursdays are usually good episodes so we'll see!