I want to know what Aussie Oil Cane smothered himself with this morning because choosing to hire Colleen Carlton to be the BIG HEAD I mean FRESH FACE of Jabot was straight greasy.
WOW. When you marry a Newman, you also marry Nikki. This old hag just blamed Phyllis for convincing Nick to commit his crazy ass father Victor into the looney bin which resulted in Victor's miraculous Copperfield Act. This is exactly what Phyllis gets for suggesting Nikki help Restless Style 'Out Of The Ashes' pun intended.
But Nick is crushed. Poor thing wouldn't even look at some model poontang for a hot second. Just Ho-Humming around the office like Eeyore. Even wore a god damned purple shirt today too. Maybe some Photoshoot four-play and Phyllis poontang might help.
Speaking of family foolishness, Jill thinks she's calling the shots, all Cain wants to do is be an inexperienced CEO, and Billy is about to become a Mole for Jack. That's some fucked up family shit.
Listen to me. I cant stand Lily, but I feel kinda bad for the bitch. She just has to stop twitching that head of hers when she rants her ass off. I cant stand it - shudder. I'm glad she's had an Oprah moment and come to the realization that she has to stop being a god damned doormat and just do her. There are plenty of hood rats in the world who are involved with men who have children with other women - even if the child might not be theirs. Suck it up Lily! Maybe this epiphany will cause her to stop ranting and twitching and ranting and twitching.
Maybe not, she just told Colleen its, "Fresh Face or our friendship"! And then walked off with her head shaking....ugh.
Can someone please tap Devon on his shoulder and yell in his good ear that HIS ASS CANT SING? Now he's trying to get his girlfriend Ashley Banks into the mix writing songs for them to sing together like they're the Chante Savage and Kenny Lattimore of Genoa City.
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