we promise we wont ever stop

So Last night we had a conversation that went a little something like this:

Sheelah: So why is Katherine quoting the shit out of her own book? Why cant her ass lay low until she get s her memory back?
HoodRat: I kno. That was so upsetting to me. I swear I'm writing to the mayor of Genoa City if Nick and Sharon get back together.
Sheelah: Ha!
HoodRat: Yo, do you watch LA Ink? Neil Winters is on and he has soooo many tatts
Sheelah: Ew Neil. He needs a haircut.
HoodRat: lol...but his hair actually looks good on LA Ink. He's sooooo fit, dag and I am not a fan
Sheelah; Ugh, he's old enough to be our father.
HoodRat: lolol That he is.
Sheelah: Fucking Nick and Sharon flashbacks? Are they serious?!?!?
HoodRat: I knooooo I can not stand it!
Sheelah: Why are they fucking with us. Why is Daniel wearing eyeliner?
HoodRat: Yeah guy
Sheelah: This episode is annoying today
HoodRat: They made it into a whole other cover.
Sheelah: Foolishness. Caine better not mess with Billy, I'm rooting for him.
HoodRat: Caine cant have it both ways, this " i want my child to have a father" bullshit.
Sheelah: I know! How is Katherine going to prove she's actually Katherine with this book floating around?
HoodRat: That's what I want to know. And how is Michael going to rep her? How the hell is this going to pan out?
Sheelah: Hell if i know lol. Omg, Amber needs to relax
HoodRat: lolol
Sheelah: And Phyllis is SO going to trash her house again
HoodRat: Oh yes she will. She is about to go mawd!
Sheelah: And Sharon needs to FALL the fuck BACK off of Nick!
HoodRat: Yes, she must know her place. But it's like Nick is no better.
Sheelah: I know! Lose the soft spot dude.
HoodRat: Exactly! You royally messed up with your wife. Stop giving her a reason to not trust you anymore. You don't want to mess with Phyllis.
Sheelah: She's borderline crazy and she's been doing well for all these years!
HoodRat: lol. Yep. She is well and due for a psycho episode.
Sheelah: Her last one killed Drucilla. LOL
HoodRat: Ohhhh yeah
Sheelah: I don't remember what they were fighting over, was it Nick?
HoodRat: Yes. Dru was sticking up for Sharon.
Sheelah: Humph.
HoodRat: Or was it just regular beef? I just cant keep up.
Sheelah: Those two are like freaking Cricket and Isabella
HoodRat: Isabella? Is that the one that wanted to drown Cricket in the tub?
Sheelah: LMAO! Yes!
HoodRat: Oh shit! LOL I need to find video of that.
Sheelah: Instead Isabella's ass got sent to an insane asylum
Hoodrat: lolol. Yes.
Sheelah: I cant wait for ALL of Paul's illegitimate children to be on the show. Watch Ricky come back and be 40 years old and end up being Abby's cuddle buddy or something.
HoodRat: LOLOL. Who the hell is Ricky?
Sheelah: The child Paul and Isabella had. Your not Y&R ride or die hoodrat!
Hoodrat: Oooooh Right! Yes!Im SO jumping up and down.
Sheelah: You are coming like Katherine right now. lol
Hoodrat: lol. Shut Up.

To make a long story short, we will be updating again.
Stay tuned.

~Sheelah

what part of DONT TALK does heather not understand?

is it just me or is this chick still suffering from Epstien Bar [aka mono].
Everyone knows shes scared as all hell of Victor, so why push the mans buttons? After all, he DID burn down his chateau de love for Sabrina.

This Were in the World is Victor Newman side show is getting a bit tedious.
*gag*

EUREKA!
Call me slow - whatever - but that would explain why the DNA of Chloe's baby matched Caine's DNA...because its really Billy's rug raaaaaaat and the Abbott bloodline is STRONG like a stiff drink. Got it!

moving on....

"keep your friends close and your enemies closer..."
Maybe Cain isn't as foolish or naive as I thought....

The More the Merrier

Michael successfully prolonged his father's appearances on Y&R by getting him to surrender to police after he spend days hiding out in some warehouse.

I have no clue what Nikki is doing. I just know she spent the whole blasted episode crying and reminiscing at everything she touched. Victor's clothes, his desk, his papers, his toothbrush, etc. She bawl de whole show. Steups. She put some stuff in a suitcase and then JT collected and apparently he knows how to follow "the plan".

Lily and this foolish online dating nonsense. She hasn't even fallen out of love with Cane and she's already a Fallout Girl. Geez. Does she want to be held that bad? On today's online adventure, she had numerous McDuckies, hit her up, however Sonny Crawford peaked her interest. Sonny Crawford happens to be a character (I think) of her favorite book or movie or something. Pretty slick, or is it? Hmmmmmm Sonny Crawford is the aka of the man with the most aliases in GC.....Liam aka Billy Abbott. He was droppin some lines on Lily that she had no choice but to join in with some slick comebacks.

Billy finds out Colleen is at Crimson Lights with Lily and bails on his family and heads right over. Well of course Ms Chloe doesn't like the sounds of Billy having to rush off somewhere, especially when he could be meeting a woman...maybe Amber? So fass Chloe, uses the baby and her cravings to have Cane take her to the small town Starbucks for some pastry. They walk in and see Lily and Billy sitting alone. What is going on here? Steups, not a damn ting. Boggle Head ain't even taking on Billy. Chloe does get a little applause from me though. She turned the situation back to her when they had a baby kicking moment that included everyone except Lily. But as I looked deep, Billy seemed to savour the moment a little deeper than Cane? Hmmmmm. Sense kick him and he pulled his hand back.

Highlight of the Show: The Great Debate

Amber had a pity moment because she feels her life is so messed up. Phyllis evicted her and Billy wasn't home to comfort her. Jenna recommends she calls the only individuals who can set her mind at ease, the love Doctors, Striker and Dr. Drew. Amber aka Marina goes on a rant about Herb's (aka Daniel) mom (aka Phyllis aka Red). Phyllis turns the radio on and hears Amber and she calls into the show. Then Daniel walks in and hears his mom on the radio and tries to grab the phone from Phyllis but she wins and Daniel out-wits her and picks up the other line. There is a huge conference call going on..live on air. Hilarious. By this time, Colleen and Billy are listening to the show. Striker and Dr. Drew ask Daniel "Why haven't you moved on?" Daniel yells "MAYBE I STILL LOVE HER!!" Kakafawt!! lol. Fire!! Good for Bighead Colleen.

Here Comes The Rain Again

Y'all always know what happens in a storm right?
It never fails in Genoa City.
Lemme break it down:

Kevin + Jana + Amber + Daniel = stuck in Crimson Lights
Lily + Cain = stuck in an elevator playing tic tac toe
Billy + Chloe = the rain must have triggered Billy's paternal senses because he ran to Chloe
Jack + Sharon = stuck facing each other's marriage demons
Phyllis + Nick = stuck solving all their problems with the poontang


Hol' up Hol' up Hol' up...Did Lily just degrade her friend by saying all she does is "pour coffee?" Wow.

*team phyllis*
*shaking my pom poms*
SHARON GROW THE FU*K UP AND MIND YOUR HUSBAND.
Sometimes she acts like she's fifteen again, when Nick had raging hormones...remember? heh heh heh.

Chloe is absolutely mad ass.
Im going to put on my therapist's cap and say it's Katherine's fault for sending the now-deranged Chloe away to school. She wanted so badly to actually be apart of the Chancellor family that her only goal in life was to "bag a Chancellor" as per my new best friend Billy. She couldn't stand the thought of being the daughter of a maid so she fucks up lives while trying to manipulate her own.
Wait till Cain finds out that baby aint his, he's going to shake the shit out of Chloe.
Because: The Lie Amber lives with could potentially destroy lives....
Oooh Jana, your voodoo intrigues me.

Genoa City: Everyone's Got a Reference

Oh my lord. Please, please stop this Cassie, car accident, dead bit. Noah will be fine. Geez. I get that parents get worried and due to the circumstances with Cassie, I get it. But let the boy live. Granted he did get caught but as Sharon said, you can't tie him down. Let's speak a little about Noah. He don't really get a lot of time in our blog which could change. It looks like the writers are givng him some screen time. How interesting that he goes to a party and happens to see Michael Balwin's little sister. And she happens to take his phone and chat some foolishness to Nick. Ahhhh, child love. Pulling of the hair, kicking, taking phones. Those were the days. Do you think its only a matter of time before we see Noah taking his snake into the Garden of Eden?

Ummmm...side thought, didn't Mackenzie debut on Y&R in a similar way to Eden? Same pain in de ass, troublesome, dirty, homeless kid. Eden=Mackenzie? Noah, good boy from good fam....hmmmmm...Noah=Old Billy? hmmmmmmm. My senses smell a relationship brewing.

On to Billy. We had the pleasure of being invited to a nice little get together at Cane and Chloe's place. It included Amber, who is Cane's ex-wife, Billy who is Amber's distraction from Daniel and Cane's half brother and Chloe, who is Cane's burden with a baby and could be Billy's babymama. Good Times. However, we've been on Billy's back since he returned. I think we have just cause for our actions. I mean the man left to build houses in some country with Mackenzie's dad which I would label as Ghandi or Mother Theresa work, and then he comes back and he's (literally) a different person. But, lets put the shoe on the other foot, do you think you'd become bitter if you found out the love of your life was your cousin? First cousin? Dem was in love yuh know.

Phyllis has a great imagination. A little unrealistic re: Sharon's actions but creative. That's my girl though. She's in a situation because really all signs are showing that Sharon has some serious feelings for her husband, Nick. Although, I believe in Phyllis and Nick and remember he called her to check in. He also said "I love you" before hanging up the phone. Nothing is wrong with, its the bitch, Sharon. Poor Phyllis. You think I would want my man, after we just finish "bonding" to get a phone call from his child's mother because the child is 3 mins late from curfew? Are you serious? If Jack was there, Sharon would not had called. Three minutes? Come on. So my red-head bombshell, had to do the only thing that's right. Take out your frustrations on paper. Really, that aside, we know the mag needs a little uplift. Nick wants to play it safe and Rated G. Nah! When have good guys finished first? I'm not too worried about Phylis, she's handle the wrath of her husband, just fine. Question is, how will she handle the news that Noah and Jack caught Sharon and Nick in an intense embrace?

Eden....steups. We've been avoiding this whole story for some time. Its just complete foolishness. How many more days more days will we be subject to Eden telling Michael that she wants her daddy. Or that she don't want Michael to help her. She wants to go back to the Ashram and sip squirrel urine from the bark of a willow tree. Steups.

Do you think Chloe is jealous of Amber with Billy?
How much longer do you think we have wait before it comes out that Chloe planned this whole thing. Kinda crazy that Billy didn't know Chloe aka Kate is Esther's daughter.

Lily online dating with the user name - fallout girl? I can feel a stupid situation about to arise and its going to be joined with her bobble head.

Do you think Cane deep down is trying to expose Billy because he can sense he's up to something, or his something went up his wife?

Strange Things Are Happening

I want to know what Aussie Oil Cane smothered himself with this morning because choosing to hire Colleen Carlton to be the BIG HEAD I mean FRESH FACE of Jabot was straight greasy.

WOW. When you marry a Newman, you also marry Nikki. This old hag just blamed Phyllis for convincing Nick to commit his crazy ass father Victor into the looney bin which resulted in Victor's miraculous Copperfield Act. This is exactly what Phyllis gets for suggesting Nikki help Restless Style 'Out Of The Ashes' pun intended.

But Nick is crushed. Poor thing wouldn't even look at some model poontang for a hot second. Just Ho-Humming around the office like Eeyore. Even wore a god damned purple shirt today too. Maybe some Photoshoot four-play and Phyllis poontang might help.

Speaking of family foolishness, Jill thinks she's calling the shots, all Cain wants to do is be an inexperienced CEO, and Billy is about to become a Mole for Jack. That's some fucked up family shit.

Listen to me. I cant stand Lily, but I feel kinda bad for the bitch. She just has to stop twitching that head of hers when she rants her ass off. I cant stand it - shudder. I'm glad she's had an Oprah moment and come to the realization that she has to stop being a god damned doormat and just do her. There are plenty of hood rats in the world who are involved with men who have children with other women - even if the child might not be theirs. Suck it up Lily! Maybe this epiphany will cause her to stop ranting and twitching and ranting and twitching.

Maybe not, she just told Colleen its, "Fresh Face or our friendship"! And then walked off with her head shaking....ugh.

Can someone please tap Devon on his shoulder and yell in his good ear that HIS ASS CANT SING? Now he's trying to get his girlfriend Ashley Banks into the mix writing songs for them to sing together like they're the Chante Savage and Kenny Lattimore of Genoa City.

EXTRA!! EXTRA!! Genoa City Overpopulated with Head Cases

Billy aka Liam (has Amber stopped calling him that?) needs to be watched. He is about to make his mother pay for "spoiling" Cane. Dat boy is bitter. Can you really blame him? I mean poor Billy got the shit end of the stick because he didn't get to play the nepotism card like his Big Brother, Cane. Oh no, Billy had it hard. His official start at Jabot was as an Envelope Licker/Mailroom Groupie. They didn't want to spoil him, of course.

Katherine, oh lord Katherine. How much health problems yuh go have, lady? Go see a doctor! Poor lady had another senior moment. She asked some madness today. Asking Esther if Kate (Chloe) has come home from school. Can we anticipate another PSA on Dementia?

Its been awhile since we've seen the Lily, Cane and Chloe triangle and I can honestly say, I didn't really miss it. The story is moving so slow. However, Chloe and her mother, bitch to Katherine Chancellor, Esther, had a Massengill moment. They shared. Chloe confessed that she isn't in love with Cane and she isn't going to force herself to be in love with him. Well look who's a few months prego and gaining sense after all. I can't say the same for her mother. Check this out. So Esther decides to join in and you know, let her daughter know she completely understands where she's coming from. I'm telling you, real sweet moment. Then stoopid Esther mentions some foolishness about de boy sharing his PBNJ. (HUH???) This story that Esther shared was when she was 10 years old and de boy was 11. Oh lawd, no wonder Jill has to rough her ass up.

I never really had any type of opinion of Lily but today, she deserves some HoodRat attention. Today, Lily resigns at Jabot. She feels as long has Cane and her see each other or have any type of interaction, there will always be problems with him and Cleo. Awww, Lilly. How sweet. How thoughtful. How generous. How freakin UNPROFESSIONAL. Isn't that first thing we learn in business, don't let your personal life interfere with work. She leaves right has Jabot is about to lauch a new line. Dru would hav never done that. Now because of her inconsideration, WE, the faithful watchers, had to watch Cane ask Colleen if she would like to be the new 'Fresh Head', I mean 'Fresh Face' of Jabot. Lily will regret that. See how Colleen takin' Daniel and now she takin Lily's modelling gig. Watch yuhself. She going fuh de Cane!

Jesus Christ How Old Is Billy?

So, Billy [aka Liam] is back. "A Little Older, A Little Wiser.....A Little More Conceited." Shoot me now.
He IS older than Noah right? Jill and Sharon definitely weren't preggers around the same time.
*flashback*
I remember that scene at the Abbott mansion when Jill showed up in her red and white polka-dot swimsuit and to show off her big belly and reminded the abbott folkshe was stuntin' with John (who was obviously a test patient for viagara) Abbott's child.


Poor Amber, she always stays losing. Just because Billy bought four sketches of your ass [literally], don't mean he want you. He's just keeping you out of Colleen's hair, uncle's honor. Billy getting all up in Lily and Cane's business is sooooo suspect. Yesssss Colleen, give Billy more ammunition to come back to Genoa City.

How AMAZING is it that Chloe' [aka Katherine Tina Valentine] was SO close to getting found out.
Nurse:"You can find out the conception right up to the minute..." booyah bitch, now you will never get Cane.
Nurses can take payola in Genoa City Now??? That's pretty gangster.