funeral drama for billy's baby mama

Okay. So I know we haven't posted in forever, and I know my hood rat friend below just blogged about today's fiasco, but there are a couple of things that I have to bring up about what went down in Genoa City today.

First of all, Didnt Katherine/Marge look refreshingly "lifted" while reciting her church soliloquy today? I guess they couldn't get a permit to televise the facelift this time.
When will Jill or Nikki realize that they found "Katherine" on the passenger side of the vehicle and not the driver's side?

My heart goes out to Phyllis for real. How she managed to muster up the energy to clean up that house after trashing it and then put it on her husband when he got in from Paris boggles me. There are some women in Genoa City who belong to the Super Chocha Club, and Phyllis is one of them.

Phylis' little verbal 'punches' at Nick are amazing.

Speaking of the Super Chocha Club, why IS Ashley being evasive? Maybe its because she's guilty for giving Victor the Super Chocha. Did you see the tap on the shoulder she gave Nikki? BOLD. Ugh.
Poor thing is just getting beat the hell up today.

Although I'm glad to see raggedy ann Nina, but I would have liked to see McKenzie and Cricket too. Jeeze.
How odd is it that Sharon is JUST meeting Jack's mother. Holy awkward.

Okay so i nearly choked on my saliva when i saw Victor Newman STORM into that chapel and sit beside Super Chocha.

I cant deal.
I need to rest.

Cast from the Past

What a great episode!! The narration from Marge was great. The cast from the past, Nina, Danny, Brock, Jack's mom, Tracy and Mitchell. Remember Mitchell the Lawyer. Everyone came back. Even Victor. It was a crazy entrance and ending to the show. Ashley gone and sit away from the fam at the front and no one could understand why. Then Victor storm in de place. Bumba!!

Looks like Katherine is about to play the Marge role for awhile.

I know people mourn a loses in different ways, but Jill decided that it would be business as usual and a smooth company transition would be best for the shareholders. Jill really thinks she's about to inherit everything. She feel she mad at Nikki now? Lawd, wait till she hear Nikki is getting the company. Mitchell made the comment that Katherine just made some changes....Could Esther be the new Chairman? Nah!

Can you believe Ashley actin all tough with Nikki bout its time to move on. Ashley feel because she get little pipe from Victor, she now the new Mrs. Newman. So disgusting.

Oh the disgusting topic....Sharon and Nick. Make me sick! The whole damn show was " I need to talk to Sharon" or "I need to talk to Nick". Give me a freakin break.

But look how funeral can make people mawd. Poor Phyllis going so crazy that she even waved the white flag with Amber. That was nice. I love Phyllis and I'm rooting for her to get through this bullshit with Nick.

Red - The Colour of MAWD

Phyllis, oh Phyllis, you'll get through this. Phyllis tore that place up and then Nick walks in and she's in a lingerie. She hugs him and puts down one piece of kiss on de mudda ass and, that's it. Nothing else. I'm wondering if crazy Danny Romalotti - Phyllis is back. Now that wouldn't be a good thing for Nick.

Victor is about to destroy Adam Jr. Oh my gosh, dat child don't know de cut ass he about to get from he fadda.

Did jealous Carmen (is that her name, no Karen), accept Neil's proposal because Neil didn't seem overjoyed that Tyra was dating? Steups. Not even worth the time.

This wedding thing is for real? Heather is really getting married to Adam Jr. Lawd, I really didn't want to accept this, but dag now she gone and tell she fadda about the marriage and tried to play hard as she was telling him. Lady, slow your role and hush yuh mout. Paul just gave his stinkin blessing. She's annoyin'.

A Time To Remember

Do you remember when everyone in Genoa City had some type of sense? Allyuh remember? Cause I do. I remember when Ashley stole Victor's sperm to go and had Abby and was married to Brad. Do you remember when Katherine was smarter and than Jill? Do you remember when Victor and Nikki really belonged together? Do you remember when Lily was small and didn't have that head to bobble round?

It's all just memories b/c now Ashley use she nannie to lure Victor to go back to Genoa City. De gyal prayed to some saint to have de man show up, to only take advantage of him. De poor saint probably rollin over wit he rosary, saying if I did only know yuh was goin do dat to de poor grieving man, I would mek yuh stay beggin. I mean you can see de hurt still in de man's eyes. Ashley, get it together.

Katherine, oh lord. Where is Katherine? How long is everyone going to think 80 year old Katherine is missing? Now Marge (is that her name) is dead which still perplexes me as to how her long time friend can look exactly like her. Has Katherine wondered off and will have a senior moment for one year and be living somewhere and has completely forgotten who she is?

Remember when it was medically impossible to father a child after a vasectomy? Has anyone told Victor? LOL. It could cut his grieving in half to know that, the baby probably wasn't his.

WTF???!!!

NOOOOOOOOOO!!! WHY!! How could you do this Nick? Why?! Not to my girl, Phyllis. Shit fine, so karma is a bitch, but dag, why the writers gotta play back the Sharon and Nick card. I'm so upset. I hate them together. This betta get sorted out real fast. I mean, I could be going off bit b/c I had that happen to me, but shit, Phyllis don't deserve this. Poor Phyllis pack up she bags and left the hotel. Nick, I got a good mind to call the boys and handle this like we do on the street. Sharon, stop looking for Nick to fix yuh problems with Jack. Go back home and handle your sneaking husband and leave the past in the past.

I'm so mad, I'm not even going to write anymore. Tomorrow, I'll talk about why de ass is Ashley so stooopid!