what part of DONT TALK does heather not understand?

is it just me or is this chick still suffering from Epstien Bar [aka mono].
Everyone knows shes scared as all hell of Victor, so why push the mans buttons? After all, he DID burn down his chateau de love for Sabrina.

This Were in the World is Victor Newman side show is getting a bit tedious.
*gag*

EUREKA!
Call me slow - whatever - but that would explain why the DNA of Chloe's baby matched Caine's DNA...because its really Billy's rug raaaaaaat and the Abbott bloodline is STRONG like a stiff drink. Got it!

moving on....

"keep your friends close and your enemies closer..."
Maybe Cain isn't as foolish or naive as I thought....

The More the Merrier

Michael successfully prolonged his father's appearances on Y&R by getting him to surrender to police after he spend days hiding out in some warehouse.

I have no clue what Nikki is doing. I just know she spent the whole blasted episode crying and reminiscing at everything she touched. Victor's clothes, his desk, his papers, his toothbrush, etc. She bawl de whole show. Steups. She put some stuff in a suitcase and then JT collected and apparently he knows how to follow "the plan".

Lily and this foolish online dating nonsense. She hasn't even fallen out of love with Cane and she's already a Fallout Girl. Geez. Does she want to be held that bad? On today's online adventure, she had numerous McDuckies, hit her up, however Sonny Crawford peaked her interest. Sonny Crawford happens to be a character (I think) of her favorite book or movie or something. Pretty slick, or is it? Hmmmmmm Sonny Crawford is the aka of the man with the most aliases in GC.....Liam aka Billy Abbott. He was droppin some lines on Lily that she had no choice but to join in with some slick comebacks.

Billy finds out Colleen is at Crimson Lights with Lily and bails on his family and heads right over. Well of course Ms Chloe doesn't like the sounds of Billy having to rush off somewhere, especially when he could be meeting a woman...maybe Amber? So fass Chloe, uses the baby and her cravings to have Cane take her to the small town Starbucks for some pastry. They walk in and see Lily and Billy sitting alone. What is going on here? Steups, not a damn ting. Boggle Head ain't even taking on Billy. Chloe does get a little applause from me though. She turned the situation back to her when they had a baby kicking moment that included everyone except Lily. But as I looked deep, Billy seemed to savour the moment a little deeper than Cane? Hmmmmm. Sense kick him and he pulled his hand back.

Highlight of the Show: The Great Debate

Amber had a pity moment because she feels her life is so messed up. Phyllis evicted her and Billy wasn't home to comfort her. Jenna recommends she calls the only individuals who can set her mind at ease, the love Doctors, Striker and Dr. Drew. Amber aka Marina goes on a rant about Herb's (aka Daniel) mom (aka Phyllis aka Red). Phyllis turns the radio on and hears Amber and she calls into the show. Then Daniel walks in and hears his mom on the radio and tries to grab the phone from Phyllis but she wins and Daniel out-wits her and picks up the other line. There is a huge conference call going on..live on air. Hilarious. By this time, Colleen and Billy are listening to the show. Striker and Dr. Drew ask Daniel "Why haven't you moved on?" Daniel yells "MAYBE I STILL LOVE HER!!" Kakafawt!! lol. Fire!! Good for Bighead Colleen.

Genoa City: Everyone's Got a Reference

Oh my lord. Please, please stop this Cassie, car accident, dead bit. Noah will be fine. Geez. I get that parents get worried and due to the circumstances with Cassie, I get it. But let the boy live. Granted he did get caught but as Sharon said, you can't tie him down. Let's speak a little about Noah. He don't really get a lot of time in our blog which could change. It looks like the writers are givng him some screen time. How interesting that he goes to a party and happens to see Michael Balwin's little sister. And she happens to take his phone and chat some foolishness to Nick. Ahhhh, child love. Pulling of the hair, kicking, taking phones. Those were the days. Do you think its only a matter of time before we see Noah taking his snake into the Garden of Eden?

Ummmm...side thought, didn't Mackenzie debut on Y&R in a similar way to Eden? Same pain in de ass, troublesome, dirty, homeless kid. Eden=Mackenzie? Noah, good boy from good fam....hmmmmm...Noah=Old Billy? hmmmmmmm. My senses smell a relationship brewing.

On to Billy. We had the pleasure of being invited to a nice little get together at Cane and Chloe's place. It included Amber, who is Cane's ex-wife, Billy who is Amber's distraction from Daniel and Cane's half brother and Chloe, who is Cane's burden with a baby and could be Billy's babymama. Good Times. However, we've been on Billy's back since he returned. I think we have just cause for our actions. I mean the man left to build houses in some country with Mackenzie's dad which I would label as Ghandi or Mother Theresa work, and then he comes back and he's (literally) a different person. But, lets put the shoe on the other foot, do you think you'd become bitter if you found out the love of your life was your cousin? First cousin? Dem was in love yuh know.

Phyllis has a great imagination. A little unrealistic re: Sharon's actions but creative. That's my girl though. She's in a situation because really all signs are showing that Sharon has some serious feelings for her husband, Nick. Although, I believe in Phyllis and Nick and remember he called her to check in. He also said "I love you" before hanging up the phone. Nothing is wrong with, its the bitch, Sharon. Poor Phyllis. You think I would want my man, after we just finish "bonding" to get a phone call from his child's mother because the child is 3 mins late from curfew? Are you serious? If Jack was there, Sharon would not had called. Three minutes? Come on. So my red-head bombshell, had to do the only thing that's right. Take out your frustrations on paper. Really, that aside, we know the mag needs a little uplift. Nick wants to play it safe and Rated G. Nah! When have good guys finished first? I'm not too worried about Phylis, she's handle the wrath of her husband, just fine. Question is, how will she handle the news that Noah and Jack caught Sharon and Nick in an intense embrace?

Eden....steups. We've been avoiding this whole story for some time. Its just complete foolishness. How many more days more days will we be subject to Eden telling Michael that she wants her daddy. Or that she don't want Michael to help her. She wants to go back to the Ashram and sip squirrel urine from the bark of a willow tree. Steups.

Do you think Chloe is jealous of Amber with Billy?
How much longer do you think we have wait before it comes out that Chloe planned this whole thing. Kinda crazy that Billy didn't know Chloe aka Kate is Esther's daughter.

Lily online dating with the user name - fallout girl? I can feel a stupid situation about to arise and its going to be joined with her bobble head.

Do you think Cane deep down is trying to expose Billy because he can sense he's up to something, or his something went up his wife?

Chloe: Can you count them on your fingers?

So Colleen "Big Head" Carlton chose Fresh Face over Friendship. Bitch.
This will definitely cause Lily's head to shake uncontrollably.

*announcement*
Calling all housewives of Genoa City: Who wants to be fooled into keeping busy with redecorating a 877 year old mansion while your husband plots and schemes with his uber son to take down his nemesis?
Only foolish wives like Sharon NEED apply.
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You should have seen the look on Sharon's face when Noah asked to go to a party - poor thing had a Cassie flashback. How classic was Sharon calling Noah out all the tricks in the book that her skanking ass used to do to her poor mother when she was a teenager. Where is Sharon's mother anyway? Did she die in an episode that I missed? Did they send that quiet harmless woman to a home? Why does Nikki have to be the only grandmother up in this bitch?

I'm sorry, but is Billy flirting with Lily? Or is Billy just flirtatious?
I'm not sure if i like this....

Whoa Nelly! This Chloe / Colleen showdown is out of hand.
Chloe did tell Colleen somethings about herself though.
"Don't you think Cain hired you so he can get access to Lily?"
Duh! And of course 'high-horse' Colleen had to reassure Chloe that Cain did not hire her to stay close to Lily.

I REFUSE to talk about snarling Eden today. I did however make notes of her dance moves at the warehouse party.

Hark? What is this? Adam-Victor-Adam had a change of heart about taking down his father? *gasp*
He will not be helping jack forge that diary for the tell-all book after all.
Adam knows if he does this he'd be banished from the Newman empire FOREVER.
Or maybe he's gonna use that information against Jack when Adam decides to get back into Victor's good books.
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How crazy is it that Chloe knows Billy!
Could he be the father of her bastard child?

Thursdays are usually good episodes so we'll see!

EXTRA!! EXTRA!! Genoa City Overpopulated with Head Cases

Billy aka Liam (has Amber stopped calling him that?) needs to be watched. He is about to make his mother pay for "spoiling" Cane. Dat boy is bitter. Can you really blame him? I mean poor Billy got the shit end of the stick because he didn't get to play the nepotism card like his Big Brother, Cane. Oh no, Billy had it hard. His official start at Jabot was as an Envelope Licker/Mailroom Groupie. They didn't want to spoil him, of course.

Katherine, oh lord Katherine. How much health problems yuh go have, lady? Go see a doctor! Poor lady had another senior moment. She asked some madness today. Asking Esther if Kate (Chloe) has come home from school. Can we anticipate another PSA on Dementia?

Its been awhile since we've seen the Lily, Cane and Chloe triangle and I can honestly say, I didn't really miss it. The story is moving so slow. However, Chloe and her mother, bitch to Katherine Chancellor, Esther, had a Massengill moment. They shared. Chloe confessed that she isn't in love with Cane and she isn't going to force herself to be in love with him. Well look who's a few months prego and gaining sense after all. I can't say the same for her mother. Check this out. So Esther decides to join in and you know, let her daughter know she completely understands where she's coming from. I'm telling you, real sweet moment. Then stoopid Esther mentions some foolishness about de boy sharing his PBNJ. (HUH???) This story that Esther shared was when she was 10 years old and de boy was 11. Oh lawd, no wonder Jill has to rough her ass up.

I never really had any type of opinion of Lily but today, she deserves some HoodRat attention. Today, Lily resigns at Jabot. She feels as long has Cane and her see each other or have any type of interaction, there will always be problems with him and Cleo. Awww, Lilly. How sweet. How thoughtful. How generous. How freakin UNPROFESSIONAL. Isn't that first thing we learn in business, don't let your personal life interfere with work. She leaves right has Jabot is about to lauch a new line. Dru would hav never done that. Now because of her inconsideration, WE, the faithful watchers, had to watch Cane ask Colleen if she would like to be the new 'Fresh Head', I mean 'Fresh Face' of Jabot. Lily will regret that. See how Colleen takin' Daniel and now she takin Lily's modelling gig. Watch yuhself. She going fuh de Cane!

Jesus Christ How Old Is Billy?

So, Billy [aka Liam] is back. "A Little Older, A Little Wiser.....A Little More Conceited." Shoot me now.
He IS older than Noah right? Jill and Sharon definitely weren't preggers around the same time.
*flashback*
I remember that scene at the Abbott mansion when Jill showed up in her red and white polka-dot swimsuit and to show off her big belly and reminded the abbott folkshe was stuntin' with John (who was obviously a test patient for viagara) Abbott's child.


Poor Amber, she always stays losing. Just because Billy bought four sketches of your ass [literally], don't mean he want you. He's just keeping you out of Colleen's hair, uncle's honor. Billy getting all up in Lily and Cane's business is sooooo suspect. Yesssss Colleen, give Billy more ammunition to come back to Genoa City.

How AMAZING is it that Chloe' [aka Katherine Tina Valentine] was SO close to getting found out.
Nurse:"You can find out the conception right up to the minute..." booyah bitch, now you will never get Cane.
Nurses can take payola in Genoa City Now??? That's pretty gangster.