Here Comes The Rain Again

Y'all always know what happens in a storm right?
It never fails in Genoa City.
Lemme break it down:

Kevin + Jana + Amber + Daniel = stuck in Crimson Lights
Lily + Cain = stuck in an elevator playing tic tac toe
Billy + Chloe = the rain must have triggered Billy's paternal senses because he ran to Chloe
Jack + Sharon = stuck facing each other's marriage demons
Phyllis + Nick = stuck solving all their problems with the poontang


Hol' up Hol' up Hol' up...Did Lily just degrade her friend by saying all she does is "pour coffee?" Wow.

*team phyllis*
*shaking my pom poms*
SHARON GROW THE FU*K UP AND MIND YOUR HUSBAND.
Sometimes she acts like she's fifteen again, when Nick had raging hormones...remember? heh heh heh.

Chloe is absolutely mad ass.
Im going to put on my therapist's cap and say it's Katherine's fault for sending the now-deranged Chloe away to school. She wanted so badly to actually be apart of the Chancellor family that her only goal in life was to "bag a Chancellor" as per my new best friend Billy. She couldn't stand the thought of being the daughter of a maid so she fucks up lives while trying to manipulate her own.
Wait till Cain finds out that baby aint his, he's going to shake the shit out of Chloe.
Because: The Lie Amber lives with could potentially destroy lives....
Oooh Jana, your voodoo intrigues me.

It Takes a Wise Man to Play the Fool

Steups (dats me kissing my teeth in displeasure). Dis damn Y&R took up my freakin hour with foolishness. I was so bored during this episode. So due to Y&R's lack of ability to keep entertained, I'm just going to speak about the "little" things that stood out for me. Trust me, I had to fight hard to find something to blog about.

Noah: Steups, I still can't grasp how dis little boy, went to sleep at little Timmy's house (I know that's not his friend's name, but I can't remember) and then came back and he's 16 years old. Anyway, so he's was upset with Sharon b/c he felt she was holding out on the condition of is Grandpa Victor. So he gets upset and says "Stop treating me like I'm 5 years old". Well boy, when you left for the sleepover, you were 5, now your 16. Foolishness.


River and his newly found family: I have no clue what happened today. A set of crying from Eden and something from Michael, then apologizes to River from Lauren because of something Michael did. Then at the end, Michael bursting in say he is his father's legal council. I'm so not into this story.

The Great Victoria and Nicholas (Dis I can talk about): How dare these ungrateful children think to commit their father to a psychiatric ward for his maddness or should I say, for his depression. For the record, I believe not a damn thing is wrong with Victor. Vikki didn't think he was madd when he got her job back. Or why de ass Nick didn't suggest to commit him when received the cheque to buy out Jack. Now de poor man grievin for his deceased wife and child (who Nick and Vikki out casted) and now they want to lock him in a padded room. Bout they love their daddy. Steups. But they should have known you can't hold down the "Great Victor Newman". He set dem up good. Not even the Boohoohoo'in of his first born girl child, made the man commit himself. You asked him to do it for you and he did. He told you exactly what you wanted to hear just for you to get off his back. Shit, don't they have a child to look after? That's why he had to shag your ass. All up in his business. This crazy ass Victoria, really thought crying would get her daddy to commit himself into a padded room? They deserved to get played.
Winner of the Bawd Man Award is Victor Newman!!

Psycho Bitch Strikes Again

Jacko and his uber-son Adam-Victor-Adam are in Mexico drinking Mojitos and disturbing the handy murder work of Victor Newman Sr.

Victor's depression over Sabrina is a tad bit disturbing.
"I'm empty, I'm empty....Just turn around and go..."
*pass me a tissue bitch*
He looks like hes been wearing the same clothes since he came back from Copacabana. Poor guy. I hope gets thru to him slips Victor his medication in a glass of water and tag team Jack and Adam-Victor-Adam


Sharon vs. Phyllis. Love it, love it, love it. Phyllis continues to rub Sharon's face in shit and I'm actually enjoying it. I wish they would just duke it out in the parking lot of Crimson Lights like Lauren and Sheila used to do back in the day:
[ffwd to the 2:14 mark for the action]



That's what Eden needs, a good bodyslam against a Crimson Lights patio table.

OMG the little Mexican girl is a snitch.

We REALLY should have done this a long time ago

My bestest friend - lets just call her....sheila [lol] - and I have always been fascinated with the scandalous and sometimes miraculous things that happen in Genoa City. Sometimes our conversations would be almost as long as TWO hours discussing how Victor Newman was really a German spy from an Italian mob because we could never understand exactly where he got that accent from. Or how flighty and absent minded Sharon could be when she did things for the 'sake of Noah'. I cant forget the time we were flabbergasted when we found out that Jill was really Katherine's daughter.

These were all pretty recent events, but I think its safe to say that between the two of us, we have been watching The Young & The Restless of over TWENTY years now. That's a long ass time. We have gotten to know and have grown to love some of these characters, we have even grown to hate them, like really really hate them.

Dont look for episode recaps here. Oh no no no, we're gonna tell you what happened on Y&R like we live in Ninth Ward Projects of Genoa City. We straight hatin'.

Enjoy and don't forget to leave comments =]

~zee young and the worthless team